The Dreadnoks are a biker gang under the leadership of Zartan and informally and occasionally on the payroll of Cobra. It’s one of the wonderfully bizarre team dynamics in the G.I. Joe universe.
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Dipping my toe back in the blog pool, here’s Blocker as a just-about final design, before he was “Blocker” (one of Hasbro’s least inspired codenames), when Battle Force 2000 was still “Future Force.” Continue reading
In 1988 Hasbro released a stunning G.I. Joe figure called Hit & Run. Here’s a not-professional photo by me for context.
No flesh tone, just green and black camo all over — his hands, his face, and his clothing. Fun fact: Hit & Run is [EDIT: one of] the only Joe[s] with whites-of-his-eyes. All other figures 1982-1994 are flesh tone plastic with a paint detail in black, brown, blonde, or red for eyebrows and retina. [EDIT: Two others have whites-of-eyes].
Here’s his turnaround, drawn by Mark Pennington, with machine gun, duffle bag (taking the place of a backpack), and accessories.
Many Joe fans know that Real American Hero ended in 1994, and the planned 1995 line was scrapped, although images of package artwork and product samples have circulated. Did you know Hit & Run was destined, in a way, for a return?
Indeed! According to this memo from Greg Berndtson, Hit & Run, whose figure was never recolored or re-released, was going to be re-used for the ’95 line as the Stealth Tank Driver! REVELATION. Here’s his turnaround.
You’ll note it’s just a photocopy of Hit & Run’s, although a few specs have changed, which I have highlighted for clarity. This looks to be early enough in the process that our new tank driver doesn’t yet have a codename, or if he does, as of June ’94 that’s happening in Marketing and Legal and the R&D guys don’t have the final name.
So what would he have looked like? Kurt Groen’s breakdown tells us, even if it doesn’t show us:
Using these codes as a guide, I’ve taken the liberty of coloring that sculpt input myself. So here for the first time ever is what the unnamed Phantom X5-3 Stealth Tank driver would have looked like:
I’ve taken a small liberty here. For clarity I used a dark grey rather than black, and I’m approximating “LT YELLOW GRN.” “IVY,” as well, but that’s less up to guessing. After the sidetracks and excesses of ’91 – ’93, the ’94 line was getting back to basics and ’95 would have only continued the trend. That it never happened has always been a little sad, although the Real American Hero line certainly surpassed all expectations by lasting twelve years. I hope you’ve enjoy this look behind the curtain at what may have been.
Fun fact: Hit & Run is the only Joe [EDIT: one of only two] with an ampersand in his name that doesn’t denote an animal companion. Law & Order was Law, the MP, and his K-9, Order. Spearhead and Max is the point man named Spearhead and his bobcat, Max. Well, that’s the word “and” rather than an ampersand, but you get my drift. Hit & Run is this guy’s whole name, ampersand-ed idiom and all.
[EDIT: Thanks to Tolan, who caught my two errors, as noted in the comments below. -Tim]